Sunday, March 4, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 03/04/2012: Red Hot Chili Peppers- Snow (Hey Oh)


I hate it when it snows.  Not because it makes my shoes wet, makes roads hard to drive, cause schools to close, or because it takes an hour to snow blow my driveway and sidewalks; I  don't like snow because everyone turns into a junior meteorologist when it starts and then for lack of a conversation starter, will accuse you of being some sort of weather witch "Did you order this weather?"  I also have to listen to people comparing snow stories that one-up each other.  "I had so much snow in my yard that I couldn't find my son until spring" 

"Oh yeah, well I had so much snow in my neighborhood that my neighbor thought my house was his and came in after work and pissed all over my toilet seat.  That man is a slob." 

I also hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers since I had to listen to Under the Bridge every half an hour when I was a teenager. 

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