Awful Song of the Day 03/31/2012: Black Eyed Peas- Boom Boom Pow

This is going to be my last BEP post for a while, but I could not pass this suckfest up. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/30/2012: Insane Clown Posse- Hokus Pokus

Boo Yeah!  These guys are lame!

Awful Song of the Day 03/29/2012: Hinder- Lips of an Angel

I know right?  I thought this was the same song as the one I posted yesterday. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/28/2012: Nickelback- A Hero

Nickelback is really lame.  Their songs are almost identical to one another, just the generic words are diferent. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/27/2012: REM-Shiny Happy People

This song has been bothering me for 20 years now. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/26/2012: Jane's Addiction- Jane Says

Awful Song of the Day 03/25/2012: Phil Collins-A Groovy Kind of Love

What an awful cover of a horrible song.

Awful Song of the Day 03/24/2012: Black Eyed Peas- I Gotta Feeling

Around 1:55 I'm pretty sure you can see Fergie's nutsack. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/23/2012: Mr Mister- Broken Wings

This song is super boring. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/22/2012: Mr Big-To Be The One

This is a pretty cheesey song.  Between this and Firehouse, middle school was pretty crappy if you had to listen to the radio for an hour and fifteen minutes on the way to and from school. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/21/2012: Kesha-Blow

This is one of the worst "songs" I have heard in a long time. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/20/2012: The Offspring- Hit That

Awful song from the Offspring.  They have some good tunes, but their radio friendly singles are the worst.  Look for more of them to come, but this one is the worst of the worst. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/19/2012: Gwen Stefani- Hollaback Girl

Shit indeed. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/18/2012: Air Supply-Every Woman In The World To Me

How is this a compliment?

 "You are just like every other chick out there, babe.  Hey where are you going?  Was it something I said?"

Awful Song of the Day 03/17/2012: Richard Marx-Angelia

What a head of hair on this guy.  She is out of his league. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/16/2012: Blondie- Rapture

This song is too long and Blondie isn't as cool as my parents think they are. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/15/2012: The Doobie Brothers-Taking It To The Streets

Michael McDonald ruined this band. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/14/2012: Hall and Oates- You Make My Dreams Come True

I used to love this crap when I was a little kid.  I also thought ALF was funny and the Duke of Hazzard was the best show ever made. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/13/2012: Soul Asylum- Runaway Train

Finding runaways is cool, but whining like a little bitch is not. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/12/2012: Rhianna-We Found Love

This song plays every hour on the hour no matter where I am all day long.  Please help me. 


Please. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/11/2012: Semisonic-Closing Time

Boring Time is more like it. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/10/2012: Minnie Riperton- Loving You

This is one painful song. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/09/2012: DJ Kool- Let Me Clear My Throat

No rhythm what so ever.  How this was popular is beyond me.

Awful Song of the Day 03/08/2012: Donna Summer-On the Radio

I don't listen to the radio. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/07/2012: Survivor- High On You

Survivor's second entry into the suck-a-thon. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/06/2012: Freaknasty-Da Dip

Awful Song of the Day 03/05/2012: The Bee Gees- Tragedy

Pretty aptly titled. I can't stand this song.  Usually I will listen to them all the way through, but not this one. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/04/2012: Red Hot Chili Peppers- Snow (Hey Oh)

I hate it when it snows.  Not because it makes my shoes wet, makes roads hard to drive, cause schools to close, or because it takes an hour to snow blow my driveway and sidewalks; I  don't like snow because everyone turns into a junior meteorologist when it starts and then for lack of a conversation starter, will accuse you of being some sort of weather witch "Did you order this weather?"  I also have to listen to people comparing snow stories that one-up each other.  "I had so much snow in my yard that I couldn't find my son until spring" 

"Oh yeah, well I had so much snow in my neighborhood that my neighbor thought my house was his and came in after work and pissed all over my toilet seat.  That man is a slob." 

I also hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers since I had to listen to Under the Bridge every half an hour when I was a teenager. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/03/2012: Everclear-Everything to Everyone

It was hard to pick out my least favorite Everclear song, but as soon as I heard this one I knew I had a winner. 

Awful Song of the Day 03/02/2012: Smashmouth-All Star

Awful! 

Awful Song of the Day 03/01/2012: Christopher Cross- Ride Like The Wind

Happy March First!