Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/29/2012: Bad Religion- Cyanide


I was pretty excited for this album to come out, cuz their last three albums were good, but this one sounds like a mix of mid 90's Bon Jovi and the Eagles.  This song is the worst track off the album. 

Monday, February 27, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/27/2012: Genesis- I Can't Dance


I've always had a problem with Phil Collins since that one day that my tape deck broke on the way home and he or Genesis was playing on all three of the "rock" radio stations. 

Friday, February 24, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/24/2012: Red Hot Chili Peppers-Soul to Squeeze




I have never liked the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  I did like the Coneheads movie.  I would have liked it more without this song.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/23/2012: Daft Punk-One More Time


This is pretty bad.  Probably wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so autotuned and stuttered. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/22/2012: UB40-Here I Am Baby


I didn't know that UB40 had so many songs.  They all sound pretty bad.  I guess I just thought it was all the same song. 

Awful Song of the Day 02/21/2012: Black Box- Strike it Up


Dance music is pretty easy to deem awful, but this one is the Cadillac of sucky dance songs.  

Monday, February 20, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/20/2012: The Black Eyed Peas- The Time


I heard this at work the other day and have been mad about it since.  These people need to be stopped. 

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Bonus Suck! Skrillex


Accidentally listened to some of this yesterday.  My soul still hurts. 

Awful Song of the Day 02/16/2012: Spin Doctors-Two Princes


This is pretty bad.  I recall they had quite a following for a few weekends when they came out, but then vanished.  That's fine with me. 


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/1/2012:


Has it been 22 years already?  It seems like just yesterday I was listening to the radio, cringing when I heard this awful song. 

Friday, February 10, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/10/2012: Boy Meets Girl-Waiting For A Star To Fall


This song is pretty awful. 

Once I had a friend who happened upon some internet pornography, and in some amateur video, a woman was performing on a dude with this song playing in the background. Hilarious! 

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Monday, February 6, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/06/2012: Paula Cole- I Don't Want To Wait


This song is still over played on the 90's station we listen to at work.  There was a lot of music in the 90's  We don't need to hear this one every two hours like clock work. 

Friday, February 3, 2012

Awful Song of the Day 02/04/2012: Hot Chelle Rae - I Like It Like That (feat. New Boyz)


This makes me angry on so many new levels. 

Awful Song of the Day 02/03/2012: Hadaway "What Is Love?"


My mom had the cassette single of this and would play it over and over on our way into town (18 minute drive) when I was a teen boy.  It still haunts me when I close my eyes at night sometimes and is the reason I don't think Night at the Roxbury is funny. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Bonus Suck!

I can't believe I didn't post this last week when I posted all my least favorite Pink songs.  This song is horrible.  From what I can ascertain from what I have seen of Pink, I can assume she would be the kind of hoodrat girl you would find arguing about her bill at the cellphone store with a four year old kid with a pacifier (still), or wearing pajama pants at Walmart, returning empties so she can buy some lip gloss and tobacco until her baby daddy pays her that "thirty-five dollar he owes me" and she would catch you marveling at her inappropriate social behavior (because you don't want your five year old daughter to hear words like cocksucker or rimjob at Walmart) and she would be all "what you looking at, four eyes?  You got a problem?"

Awful Song of the Day 02/01/2012


This song is a real bummer.   It doesn't help that it's on that crazy said neglected pet commercial, but it does get their sad point across and make you feel guilty for only have two cats when you could have five,