Awful Song of the Day 01/31/2012

Their song about the weekend rockerd, what's up with this crap? 

Awful Song of the Day 01/30/2012

I guess this song could be wussier if he had on a pink shirt.

Awful Song of the Day 01/29/2012

Whitney Houston is one of my least favorite singers.  All of her songs are all really annoying,  I dread her voice, and the Bodyguard sucked. 

It's funny that she was so idolized in the early 90's and then she turned into a crackhead.  What a dumbass. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/28/2012

 

This may be the worst country song every made. 

At least he could fall back on his movie career...

Awful Song of the Day 01/27/2012

This song makes it seem like the rythym is some sort of scary boogieman. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/26/2012

This song is pretty annoying, but I never noticed that Draco Malfoy was in the band. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/25/2012

I overheard two girls talking about which Pink song the liked more.  After some deep soul searching, I found that I don't like any of them. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/24/2012

 

Does that mean this clown would be all, "Damn, you have a big ass and need a comb...but you have an angel's smile"? 

Cuz that's what I'm getting out of this turd. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/23/2012

The System has failed. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/22/2012

This guy rhymes "things" with "things".  What a dink. 

This one is lame cuz his autotuned voice makes him sound like a dirtbag Cher. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/21/2012

This is pretty self-explanatory. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/20/2012

I am too cynical to enjoy such an upbeat, awful song. 

This one is okay though. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/19/2012

I saw these guys on Metal Evolutions talking about how they brought something original to the post-grunge music landscape.  It was pretty funny.  I did not know Scott Staph was a comedian. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/18/2012

I've always thought these guys were awful.  Especially the poodle haired guy. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/17/2012

 

This is an oldie, but far from a goodie.

Awful Song of the Day 01/16/2012

This song gives me nightmares. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/15/2012

This song is crazy annoying.  I remember being a little kid just hating guy's voice and silly keyboarding. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/14/2012

"Hey Butthead, change it or kill me."---Beavis

One in a million?  More like the sames as nine out of ten generic rock songs released in 1989. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/13/2012

Once, a bird did what we were all thinking.

She's one of the last people that should sing a song that's secretly about masturbation. Gross, now I'm picturing it in my head! 

Goonies would have been so much better of a movie if Lionel Ritchie was chosen to be on the soundtrack.

Whenever I tell someone how I hate this song, I have to back it up with that it's not the message I hate, it's her awful singing.

Awful Song of the Day 01/12/2012

I think this is the worst Katy Perry song. 

This one is bad too.

This one is bad as well, and they can't spell "girls" correctly, what a dummy.

While Katy Perry is awful, she is tolerable compared to that idiot Russel Brand.  That guy is super annoying.  He made a book titled Booky Wook.  What a dildo.

  http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-booky-wook-russell-brand/1102676400?ean=9780061857805&itm=8&usri=russell+brand

Awful Song of the Day 01/11/2012

This song is yucky. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/10/2012

This song isn't that awful like the Spider Webs song, but the line where she says "you seem like you'd make a good dad" is a deal breaker. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/09/2012

I wish this song never happened. 

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Awful Song of the Day 01/08/2012

It's pretty easy to pick on newer songs as being awful, and I told myself I was going to stay away from them because it wouldn't be fair to all the crappy music of the past, but this song is too awful to not post here. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/07/2012

Back in the early 80's, we had this:

And this:

But then some shit went down between David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen, so then we got this:

and eventually this:

While David Lee Roth went on to do this:

and this:

I always felt they needed each other to make good music.  I guess Diamond Dave is going to be the vocalist on their next record, but with how crazy Eddie Van Halen is, I wouldn't hold my breath. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/06/2012

Why would a woman want to be referred to as a bitch so proudly?  This song is dumb, it is as dumb as all the shirts that say shit like "51% Sweetheart, 49% Bitch, Don't Push It!" and all the Superman logos with "bitch" on them on the back window of some ladies car.  I'm sure if I saw that lady getting out of her car and said. "Hey Super-bitch, what up?" she would not enjoy that, even though her car clearly states her allegiance. 

I even wonder if Ms. Brooks is still a bitch or if she has finally calmed down. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/05/2012

Metallica has really been putting out some awful crap for the last 20 years, but this is the worst of it.  Teaming up with Lou Reed? 

This crap is on my list of things to fix when my Quantum Leap accelerator is finally complete.   

Awful Song of the Day 01/04/2012

We are not cool, Gwen.  We were never cool, you and I. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/03/2012

I could do without all the BS at the beginning.  I could do without the Three Musketeers film that this song was for, and I could do without this song.  This is a pretty useless endeavor.    

Awful Song of the Day 01/02/2012

Pretty awful. 

Awful Song of the Day 01/01/2012

Happy New Year.  Have fun writing 2011 when dating paperwork for a week or so. 

This is as watered down as musicians playing hair metal can possible get.  At the end of the day (back in 1991), they take off their leather jackets, put on a polo shirt and write more wussy lyrics for their follow up album Alice In Chains won't let be relevant.