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Awful Song Of The Day 12/14/2012: Madison Park- Winter Wonderland

This song marks 365 consecutive awful songs posted in a row.  It's been an awful ride, full of plastic teenagers, auto tuned fools and juggalos.  I am changing up my format after today, I'll be posting music I enjoy, and every once and a while, something crappy that catches my attention.  Thanks for looking!

Awful Song Of The Day 12/13/2012: Bruno Mars- Locked Out of Heaven

I heard this at Best Buy.  It was on a million televisions, all blaring it loudly.  I imagine that is what hell would be like.

Awful Song Of The Day 12/12/2012: Kenny G- The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting..)

Kenny G ruins more Christmases that four Grincheses and twenty In-Laws. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/11/2012: Michael Mind w/Sean Kingston- Ready Or Not?

Such great lyrics.  Someone really poured their heart into this one. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/10/2012: Tahiti 80 - Heartbeat

Heard this crap at a mall this weekend.  Malls are good places to hear music that sucks. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/09/2012: 50 Ceny- My Life w/Eminem and Adam from the CeeLo Green Show

They could have gotten a couple more people to help with this crap. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/08/2012: Chaka Khan- I Feel Fo You

Too much annoying saxamaphone in this song. Fun fact:Chaka Khan is related to Kobra Khan. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/07/2012: Kelly Osboure- Papa Don't Preach

Was it already almost 10 years that this came out?  Man, we have come a long way since then and endured so many horrible songs. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/06/2012: Prince-Batdance

I actually can't find a video of this cuz of copyright stuff. Here's a link to it though. 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j4bg_prince-batdance_music#.UMCJ8oYq7Yg

Songs with screaming in them are almost always annoying.  I heard this on the 80's station at work the other day and scrambled though the last 350 days to see if I had posted it before.  I was amazed that I had not, it's so bad. 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/05/2012: The Pointer Sisters- Automatic

Awful Song Of The Day 12/04/2012: 3 Doors Down- Kryptonite

Awful Song Of The Day 12/03/2012: Alvin and the Chipmunks- Christmas Song

I often lay awake at night, wondering what is worse, the Chipmunks or Kidz Bop? 

Awful Song Of The Day 12/02/2012: Coldplay- Paradise

Awful Song Of The Day 12/01/2012: Blood On The Dance Floor- Don't Want To Be Like You

Well I don't want to be like you, either.  You have kelp in your hair and you look like this is some sort of comedy bit, and your music is awful. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/30/2012: Slaughter-Fly To The Angels

Slaughter is like 1991's Blood on the Dance Floor. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/29/2012: Muse- Madness

Awful Song Of The Day 11/28/2012: Giant-I'll See You In my Dreams

These guys look like they are trying so hard, but they just end up all sucky. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/27/2012: Eartha Kitt- Santa Baby

Awful Song Of The Day 11/26/2012: Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes- Lil Drummer Boy

Christmas is coming, that means you get to be bombarded by awful holiday music regurgitated by popular "musicians". 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/25/2012: Firehouse- I Live My Life For You

I had no idea that Firehouse had gotten enough support for another single after the Love of a Lifetime song, but they did.  Bummer. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/24/2012: Rainbow-Street of Dreams

Awful Song Of The Day 11/23/2012: Derek-Cinnamon

Happy Black Friday, you racist! 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/22/2012: Fun- Some Nights

Happy Thanksgiving! 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/21/2012: Air Supply- Even The Nights Are Better

Air Supply or Bread?  Who is the most boring? 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/20/2012: Mo Zella- Thank You

Awful Song Of The Day 11/19/2012: BritneY Spears-Til The World Ends

Comeback?  Go away! 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/18/2012: Hole- Doll Parts

I used to like this Hole album when I was a bummed out teenager.  Now I look back at it and I'm embarrassed because it's pretty melodramatic, and her husband wrote it. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/17/2012: Gotye- Somebody I Used To Know

Congrats, you're the new Adele. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/16/2012: Edwin McCain- I'll Be

Remember this crappy song playing in the background of heart warming scenes of Melrose Place or some shit? 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/15/2012: Zeke and Luther Cast: In The Summertime

These guys have an awful theme song too, but a rapping ginger is pretty awful!

This is the only good song about summertime. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/14/2012: Crash Bernstien Theme Song

TV can be pretty awful sometimes. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/13/2012: Celine Dion- A New Day Has Come

Awful Song Of The Day 11/12/2012: Kesha w/3OH!3- Blah Blah Blah

See how I never put the dollar sign in Kesha's name like she'd want me to?  It's cuz I don't respect her as an artist. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/11/2012: Color Me Badd- I Wanna Sex You Up

Man these guys really suck.  I was going through their awful songs on Youtube and am amazed that they ever existed, that some slimy pony tailed record executive was like, yeah, make an album, you guys got what it takes!
 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/10/2012: Benjamin Orr- Stay The Night

Sounds like it's a trap. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/09/2012:Ted Nugent- Fred Bear

Awful Song Of The Day 11/08/2012: Maroon 5- Give a Little More

I wonder if these turkeys could suck a little more? 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/07/2012: Bread- Sweet Surrender

Awful Song Of The Day 11/06/2012: Westlife- Swear It Again

Go vote.  Maybe crap like this will stop in the future. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/05/2012: Brite Futures: Me + Yr Daughter

I heard this turd at a better mall last weekend, I downloaded the SoundHound music ID app to find out who it was. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/04/2012: Two and A Half Men song

I haven't watched anything on CBS in so long that I can't recall.  Sometimes I'll catch this tune at the beginning of dvr'd programming and just cringe at how bad this show must be. I haven't watch a lot of it, but the stuff I saw was like traditional crappy laugh track TV from the 80's.  I like shows that don't tell me when to laugh, their funny jokes do that for me (like Parks and Recreation!). 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/03/2012: Night Ranger- Sing Me Away

Who could forget about Night Ranger?  Well, I did.  I was searching for more material on the youtube the other day and came across some of their cheesy, early 80's wuss rock.  Check it out.  

Awful Song Of The Day 11/02/2012: Surface- The First Time

I had forgotten about this turd until it came up in that fancy Facebook song guessing game. 

Awful Song Of The Day 11/01/2012: Katy Perry-Part of Me

I think we were listening to the Katy Perry station at work today.  It sucked. 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/31/2012: Michael Johnson- Bluer Than Blue

Yawn! 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/30/2012: Abba-Fernando

Awful Song Of The Day 10/29/2012: Color Me Badd- Thinking Back

Awful Song Of The Day 10/28/2012: Carly Simon- Come Upstairs

I heard this song on Songpop the other day and had a place for it here. 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/27/2012: Celine Dion-That's The Way It Is

Ugh!  Ugh!

Awful Song Of The Day 10/26/2012: Stan Bush- Your Time

I wonder if he's worried about being pigeon holed as the the guy that makes 80's music for cartoon robots? 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/25/2012: Hole- Celebrity Skin

Awful Song Of The Day 10/24/2012: Bread- Everything I Own

Bread is a pretty boring band.  Their name is pretty boring.  Their songs are all boring.  I remember being a kid and we were going on a drive and my dad picked up a Best of Bread cassette tape in a gas station and it was boring. 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/23/2012: Kesha- Die Young

We can only hope...

Awful Song Of The Day 10/22/2012: Smashmouth- Everyday Super Hero

More like super zero.  These guys suck soooooo hard. 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/21/2012: Stacy Q- Two Of Hearts

Awful Song Of The Day 10/20/2012:La Bouche- Be My Lover

Wow, another repetitive dance song. 

La Bouche?  More like La Douche! 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/19/2012: Color Me Badd- All For Love

Awful Song Of The Day 10/18/2012: The Tokens- The Lion Sleeps Tonight

This song has bothered me since my youth. 

Awful Song Of The Day 10/17/2012: Jane Child- I Don't Want To Fall In Love

This song cuts just like a knife...a sucky, awful knife. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/16/12:Converge Wretched World

This home made video is scary, and the song is awful. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/15/12: Bridgit Mendler- Ready Or Not

Yuck. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/14/12: Corona- Rhythym of the Night

Dance music is terribly annoying. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/13/12: Train-Hey Souls Sister

Awful Song of the Day 10/12/12: Natural Selection- Do Anything

This song sucks as much, if not more today than it did back in 1991. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/11/12: Maroon 5 w/ Christin a Aguilera- Moves Like Jagger

I have had enough of this song.  I don't need to hear this everywhere I go and every commercial break.  Enough already! 

And Maroon 5 is the worst! 

Awful Song of the Day 10/10/12: Avril Lavigne- What The Hell

What an idiot. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/09/12: Sixpence None The Richer- Kiss Me

This song is pretty ugh-tastic. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/08/12: Cher Lloyd- Swagger Jagger

It's going to be hard to top this one. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/07/12: Insane Clown Posse- Chris Benoit

They just keep making albums.  Someone should stop them. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/06/12: The Eagles- New Kid In Town

Don Henley Didn't wait to suck hard in the 80's and 90's, he started in the early 70's. 

Joe Walsh Eagles songs are where it's at! 

Awful Song of the Day 10/05/12: The Barenaked Ladies- If I Had A Million Dollars

I am so happy that I made it 20 years before i heard this song.  I was at a training class for work the other day and the lady that was running it kept playing crappy 90's Goo Goo Dolls type alternarock and this song came on and I took note. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/04/12: Kesha- Your Love Is My Drug

Her songs are my headaches.

Awful Song of the Day 10/03/12: Black Eyed Peas- Don't Phunk Wit My Heart

Remember when Fergie peed her pants on stage?  She is nasty. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/02/12:Akon- Mr. Lonely

This guy is terrible.  He also hurts fans when he throws them into the crowd. 

Awful Song of the Day 10/01/12: Sugar Ray- Someday

Zack Morris's band sucks. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/30/12: Take That- Back For Good

Ugh!  This is terrible! 

Awful Song of the Day 09/29/12: Will Smith- Wild Wild West

Will Smith has always made pretty lame music, though it's been too popular for anyone to notice. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/28/12: Will.I.Am- Check It Out

Awful Song of the Day 09/27/12: Jon Secada- Just Another Day

I dare you to stay awake during this entire song. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/26/12: Smashmouth- Hang On

A lot of people feel that Nickelback is the worst rock band ever.  They are pretty awful.  I personally feel that Smashmouth is the worst rock band ever. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/25/12: Karmin- Broken Hearted

This is pretty dumb. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/24/12: Blood On The Dance Floor- Believe

Their other crap was just a warm up for this horrible junk. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/23/12: DEV- Bass Down Low

Yucky, 

Awful Song of the Day 09/22/12: Whitney Houston- I Have Nothing

Old worm food Houston still bugs the crao out of me from beyond the grave. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/21/12: Big Sean- Ass

This guy is an ass. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/20/12: Kreyshawn- Bumpin Bumpin

Gross dude. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/19/12: Katy Perry- Peacock

She should quit. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/18/12: The Ting Tings- That's Not My Name

I am surprised this came out in 2008.  This song is so bad that it seems like I've been subjected to this song for the last 30 years. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/17/12: Jeffrey Osborne- On The Wings Of Love

I heard this song at ShopKo a couple of weeks ago.  ShopKo always plays the worst generic music from the late 70's to the early 90's. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/16/12: Hot Chelle Rae- Honestly

Honestly, these guys are pretty blood on the dance floor. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/15/12: Blood On The Dance Floor- Unforgiven

This song is sooo Blood on the Dance Floor. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/14/12: Jason Mraz- Summer Breeze

Way to cover a pretty boring song and make it even worse, jerk! 

Awful Song of the Day 09/13/12: Brooksand Dunn- Boot Scootin' Boogie

Here's a song that I used to hear a couple of times in the hour long bus ride on the way to high school.  It still sucks.  Popular Country Music sucks. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/12/12: Elton John- Crocidile Rock

This song has always bothered me, now today it can bother you. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/11/12: Nicki Minaj- I am Your Leader

I think this is all the Nicki Minaj I can even bear for a few weeks. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/10/12: Billy Ocean- Loverboy

This song is cheesy and repetitive. 

Awful Song of the Day 09/09/12: Kreayshawn- Gucci Gucci

A lame hipster girl rapping about brand names and ritalin medication. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/08/2012: Blood on the Dance Floor- Bewitched

These guys are now the worst music I have ever heard. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/07/2012:Daughtry- It's Not Over

Daughtry is pretty yucky stuff. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/06/2012: Nicki Minaj- Super Bass

I don't have to explain this, it should be pretty obvious. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/05/2012: Taco -Puttin' On The Ritz

This song is pretty bad, I suppose by now it's campy and nostalgic to some, but I have hated this song for like 30 years. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/04/2012: Beyonce- Run The World

Awful Song Of The Day 09/03/2012: Leonard Nimoy- Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Uggh.  This is pretty bad. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/02/2012: Loverboy- When It's Over

They are capable of better songs. 

Awful Song Of The Day 09/01/2012: Train- Drive By

How cool would it be if Train was all killed in a drive by shooting? 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/31/2012: .38 Special- If I'd Have Been The One

Awful Song Of The Day 08/30/2012: Hot Chelle Rae- Whatever

These guys should change their name to Boner Poison, cuz they are. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/29/2012: Toby Keith- How Do You Like Me Now?

 

I don't like you now, jerk.  

Awful Song Of The Day 08/28/2012: Adele- Rumor Has It

I must have heard this song about 300 times while on vacation everywhere we went. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/27/2012: Phil Collins- I Can't Stop Loving You

This guy is terrible. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/26/2012: Farrah Abraham- On My Own

So this idiot Teen Mom wrote a book, the she made music to listen to while reading her book, and it sucks. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/25/2012: Soul Asylum- Just Like Anyone

And there you have it, all of Generic Rock Week all at once cuz I'm going on vacation! 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/24/2012: Toad the Wet Sprocket- All I Want

Yawn. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/23/2012: Buckcherry- All Lit Up

Buckcherry is a few more similar songs away from being Nickelback. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/22/2012: Nickelback- Rockstar

Can't have Generic Rock Week without the most generic act out there...Nickelback! 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/21/2012: Gin Blossoms- Til I hear It From You

Generic Rock Week continues...

Awful Song Of The Day 08/20/2012: The Black Crowes- Remedy

These guys followed up a decent song with this turd. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/19/2012: Blue October- Hate Me

This asshole sound like the offspring of Melissa Etheridge and a Juggalo.  No thanks, guy! 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/18/2012: Steve Perry- Send Her My Love

Steve Perry sucks solo. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/17/2012: Pink- (Blow Me) One Last Kiss

Blow is right. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/16/2012: Filter-Take A Picture

Not quite as bad ass as Hey Man, Nice Shot. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/15/2012: Led Zepplin- A Fool In The Rain

I think I probably wouldn't hate LZ so much if they had a different singer.  He sounds like two cats fucking. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/14/2012: LIKE A G6- Far East Movement feat The Cataracs & Dev

This is some awful crap right here, y'all! 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/13/2012:Lit- My Own Worst Enemy

Awful Song Of The Day 08/12/2012: Toby Keith- Red Solo Cup

This is the worst song I have put on this page.  This makes the Insane Clown Posse look like geniuses. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/11/2012: Fergie- Clumsy

She is clumsy all right, at making good music. 

Awful Song Of The Day 08/10/2012: Spin Doctors- Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

This has been a least favorite song of mine for quite some time now.

Awful Song Of The Day 08/09/2012: Florida Georgia Line- Cruise

I know, I was also shocked when I heard a new country song that was horrible.  The powers-that-be have really loosened the chain on quality control.  Uggh.