Awful Song of the Day 12/31/2011

If I had been the boxer in that video I would have punched Richard Marx in the balls. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/30/2011

 

Most Debbie Gibson songs are bad, but I feel this one is the worst.  

Awful Song of the Day 12/29/2011

This song is gross.  Whiney-ass singer guy needs a bath.  Making misery indeed...

Awful Song of the Day 12/28/2011

This is an old standby for me when it comes to bad songs.  It is pretty funny as a ringtone though. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/27/2011

Numb?  More like Dumb!

Awful Song of the Day 12/26/2011

In 1998, Rancid came out with Life Won't Wait, which I hated then because it was a departure from what they had been doing on their previous three albums.  Eventually, it grew on my and I can now appreciate most of it.  In 2009, they released Let The Dominoes Fall, which made me feel just like I did back in 1998, except it has so many stinkers on it that I doubt that it will take ten more years to enjoy this album. 

Usually I enjoy when bassist Matt Freeman sings a Rancid tune.  This song is an exception. 

This song is almost as bad as this one:

Awful Song of the Day 12/25/2011

Black guys with mullets and mustaches....this one is way too easy. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/24/2011

This song is creepy.  I think it would be far creepier if you got all John Cusack in Say Anything and played this song on a boom box outside a woman's bedroom window.  Maybe that would be a better video.  A 199o's looking dude that no one understands with alterna-kid hair and a ratty striped sweater or a  and a trench coat outside a Claire Danes My So Called Life girl's window playing this song and then her folks call the cops and there is a hostage situation and Henry Rollins is a cop and it gets all Warrant's Uncle Tom's Cabin and ends with the alterna-kid escaping with his teen babe but he gets an eye patch like the end of True Romance. 

This one is pretty freaking creepy too. 

I think I'm going to record a video of me singing this song on my webcam and email it to Daisy Fuentes. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/23/2011

I've always hated the Growing Pains theme song, but all 80's sitcoms had really sucky theme songs.  Usually a bunch of generic lyrics about "doin' it our way" or "rising above it"

This theme song may be the worst of them all though...

I would have included that as an Awful song of the Day, but it doesn't seem to be a full song....thankfully! 

Awful Song of the Day 12/22/2011

I had never heard the Insane Clown Posse except for their cover of an 80's song I saw on MTVX back in the day and that was dumb, so I always just assumed I wouldn't enjoy them as they are clowns rapping, and that doesn't sound enjoyable.  But then through Brendan Kelly's blog, I was referred to this video.  It was everything my clown-prejudiced mind thought it would be...a giant pile of awful nonsense. 

They cheapen the word "miracles" from the divine right down to a tight dollar store budget.  If you were one to believe in miracles, you would surely question your position on the subject of all that is miraculous after this turd. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/21/2011

This song is a bit too new for my this blog but it's so bad it has to be here.  I'm going to try not to choose new songs for this blog because, quite honestly, that would be way too easy. The lyrics to this songs are horrible, "I'm going to miss you like a child misses their blanket".  Profound shit right there!  Butterface Fergie Pee Pants really outdid herself on this one, if she even had anything to do with the creative process.   

Awful Song of the Day 12/20/2011

The song is pretty lame, but coupled with this awful video, it makes for a real horrible experience.

Awful Song of the Day 12/19/2011

I guess pigs oinking Jingle Bells would be worse.

Awful Song of the Day 12/18/2011

This one really sucks, watch out!

I couldn't find an official video of this (cuz it's from 1976), just a bunch of live performances and ones fans made where they set a slide show of their best Boz photos to this gross song. I chose to use this one because i uses the album cover and it looks very much like an outdoor Glamor Shot.

Awful Song of the Day 12/17/2011

It's not even a "real" band.  They were created for some sucky 90210-type show. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/16/2011

This song is stuck in my head more times than it's not.  How come good songs never stick in your head first thing in the morning?  It's always some awful song you head yesterday. 

I don't remember ever hearing this song back in 1992 when it came out, but I hear it all the time now on generic radio stations  in restaurants and retail settings.  It looks like she's singing with her hippie grandfather. 

Awful Song of the Day 12/15/2011

Hey Internerds!  I hate sucky music, but I also find the cheesiest, crappiest songs hilarious and think they should be celebrated and talked about.  I'm not trying to put anyone's taste in music down, what I like you may think sucks (you're wrong), but there is a lot of popular music out there that makes you wonder what people were thinking when they hit the studio, and if the the balding, pony-tailed record company execs had their fingers on the pulse on the youth of yesterday or two knuckles deep in their own noses. 

I was reminded of this sucky song from this hilarious video I saw today.

I know they aren't singing the Kix song at the end, but it reminded me of this awful "metal" song.  Awful late 80's cheese metal is an easy target, and a fitting first post.  If you liked this song back in the day, you were that guy wearing the blonde wig singing it in the video, or a Carol Seaver looking girl.